2002-08-28T21:00:00.000Z

OLI is currently...............

WATCHING....... The Simpsons (SKY ONE)
LISTENING TO...... AFI, Black Sails in the Sunset (Nitro Records)
READING...... The Stand (Stephen King)
DREAMING ABOUT..... fucking someone really beautiful. then maybe marrying them
WORRYING ABOUT..... my TV schedule.

2002-08-25T12:07:00.000Z

(ok b4 i start with the vague shit. here is my life condensed. teenage white male, 5'8, blonde, etc, from london, at school, no job, i don't know you and i don't really want to, unless you are a nice girl who doesn't mind having casual sex with me, or you're someone offering easy steps to the path of enlightenment. as you may have gathered, no girlfriend, but no boyfriend, i have friends, but they are all straight. i do not like your song/band or club so shut up about it. there are some days when i feel like running up to the nearest person in the street and headbutting them. there are days when i feel like the world is my oyster. these days are few however. i am not a closet homosexual. i am not unduly clever. i do not like star trek. star wars is ok. i have many acquaintances but few friends. i am kinda infatuated with KD. you know who she is i expect. but i don't think i'll go as far as stalking. i get pissed if my get too long to be spiked and i have to cut it. i find that amateur punk rock gigs are kinda crappy, but hey i'm sure the bands know that too. i may update this in the future, but as no one reads this shit anyway it doesn't matter right now. i am heavily influenced by GJWalberg.com and it's funny shit. go there. how'd he get so many hits? i don't know. well i do, but i'll let you find out. anyway, his kosher hits are still way more than mine. i am not religious and i don't believe in god. but i don't make a point of telling people they are dumb if they do. i don't really care. my favourite food is anything that isn't a vegetable or pulse or root or fruit. so meat then. the stuff i write about may have happened but probably didn't. actually that's wrong. this stuff DID happen, but i may have fabricated some stuff for reading purposes. that's called literary license. i like to write songs that make no sense too. i may put up a new page for them soon. maybe not though 'cos they really suck. i think films by and large are a waste of time, except when they star KD. ok so now you know. i think my arm hurts now. i may add some more later but probably not.

part deux- i kinda like to have intelectually stimulating conversations with people, but having fun and taking the piss outta ross etc, is more fun. i don't really like expressing feelings often and the funny thing is i'm not afraid to admit it. actual hobbies include staring at beautiful women, then getting jiggy with myself, then listening to some punk rock, then eating, then watch some funny shit on tv. i am a bit nocturnal and don't generally go to sleep 'til at LEAST 1:30 in the morning. what do i do all night......... who cares.)

well, here it is. THE definitive bio of myself. aren't you lucky?

the answer is no.

So, anyway my name is oli and i am still a minor in most states. i go to a fairly good grammar school near london. i say fairly good because, although it's way better than some schools, it's shit compared to others. but it's free so hey who cares?

i have one brother and both my parents are still together. no latchkey kid stuff for me. we also have a dog called rudi ( a boston terrier). apparently they are common in america but you rarely see them in england.

my hobbies include website design, spending money on pointless things, sleeping in really late, and eating.

i also really like listening to music and playing on the computer, TV, or PS2. anything with an abbrieviation will do i suppose.

my music of choice is punk rock ('cos frankly it's the only type worth listening to.) bands of choice include The Offspring, NOFX, AFI, Alk 3, Box Car Racer, Rancid, Green Day, H20 and Guttermouth.

i tend not to listen to middle of the road rock or "nu metal" because frankly the bands are turning into everything older rock bands were against. bands like puddle of mudd and nickleback are producing albums for the masses, and doing so sacrificing their own sound. who wants to be a popstar anyway?

i like sports too, and play golf, football (not SOCCER) and basketball, and a little cricke too. i may not be too good at some of 'em, but i mean that isn't the point is it.

i also like writing stories and one day hope to be a journalist. or a best-selling author. or some fool who makes a lot of money by chance.

email your thoughts and death threats to me @ phat_oli@hotmail.com

or IM me on AOL.com Instant Messenger: my Screen name is RocPunk365.

and if your ever near london (like anyone wants to come to england) be sure to drop by for some milk and cookies, hell i'll even challenge you to beat my record time on Gran Turismo 3 (which by the way I am not very good on).

i'm putting a messageboard up soon, so fucking use it ok?

cya later.

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